Oh my, is that a panda? 
Where? - There!
- What? I don't see a panda.
- You see the lady wearing the gi-normous pink hat?
- Yeah?
- She's holding a leash, with a panda.
- I think she's walking it.
- Ahh. Now I see it. But that can't be a panda.
- What do you mean?
- It's got the white fur and the black spots.
- Um, in case you haven't noticed, a lot of things are white with black spots.
- OK, what do you think it is then?
- Try dog?
- No way.
- Why would somebody make their dog look like a panda?
- Ya never know.
- There're some pretty weird people out there.
- Tell me about it.
- C'mon let's go take a picture with it.
- What? No!
- Don't be stupid.
- C'mon. Let's go!
- Before it disappears!
- OK.
gi-normous
："gi-normous"は"giant"あるいは"enormous"の意味。この語は最近アメリカでよく使われている。「巨大な」
leash
：犬をつなぐ革ひも(リード）はアメリカ英語では"leash"。イギリス英語では、"lead"が一般的。
in case you haven't noticed
："in case you haven't noticed"は"actually"の意味。明白な事実を述べる前に使われる皮肉のこもったフレーズ。「気づいていないかもしれないから言うけど/実は」
Try dog
："try..."は"why don't you consider…"あるいは"it's obviously…"の意味のカジュアルな表現。「～とか/明らかに～だ」
No way
："no way"は"I don't believe you"の意味の感嘆詞。「まさか/信じられない」
Ya
："ya"は"you"の意味。「あなたは」
Tell me about it.
："Tell me about it."は"That's true"の意味。「いやぁ、全くだよ/確かに」
C'mon
："c'mon"は"come on"の意味。「さあ。」
let's go take
："let's go take"はアメリカ的な口語表現。"let's go to take"あるいは"let's go and take"の意味。「～を取りに行こうよ」